Idiots on Craigslist
February 28, 2007
Sometimes, I like to cruise the ‘mw4w’ section of Craigslist, just for shits and giggles. Couples advertising for a hot bi babe make the same mistakes, over and over; most such mistakes flow naturally from the fucked-up ideas about gender and sex that make America strong. Others come from the jaw-dropping pits of stupid you can’t buy without a special wholesaler’s permit. Like the following:
she’s always fantasized about using a strap-on to fuck another girl doggy style while she pulls her hair lightly. I still have to buy this toy (havent been able to find it in the local stores).
On the one hand, we’re not born with the addresses of local sex toy stores imprinted in mirror-writing on our foreheads. On the other, Good Vibrations has ads on the fucking BART.
I’m into most things(toys, oral, etc.)
Oh, sweetie. You’re kind of cute; if I didn’t suspect that your boyfriend is a worthless ugly shit who’d freak out when I ignored his Big Manly Cock, I’d offer to show you what “most” really means.
we are looking for a very sexually submissive female companion for the occasional wine and get together… definitely not one that likes to sleep with just anyone and everyone for the sake of sex. We prefer our ladies to be our lady.
Okay, this actually is standard slut-shaming and entitlement. But still, asking your occasional sex partner to be faithful to you takes balls.
That’s right, children: if your casual sex partner doesn’t cover the bed in sparkly rose jpgs, it’s not really romance.
March 1, 2007 at 12:14 pm
Wow, I actually enjoyed reading that, and didn’t even realize who it was.
Nice post, it gave me a chuckle.
Cheers,
Russ
May 2, 2007 at 5:15 pm
Well, what do you expect if you look on a place like Craigslist? Personally I am not into 3somes, had a few FFM when I was younger and going through that whole I want to be decadent phaseand a few in my late 20’s and early 30’s at the request of female partners and it is usually a disapointment. Maybe it’s just me but I always feel less about a girl when I have seen her licking out another pussy or asshole! And the most irritating thing of all is when you are fucking a girl you don’t really find attractive and the girl you thought might be a keeper is telling you to “make her cum, I wan’t to see her cum”.